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Bring Papa

Teacher: For final exam this time， you can take your textbooks， your notebooks， your dictionary etc.， just as you do your homework as usual.

Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.

【译文】带爸爸

老师:本次考试，你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等，就像你们平常做作业一样。

弗里克:太好了，那我就可以把爸爸带来了。

Cat and crab

One day， a cat played near the lake. Suddenly， a crab clamped it. The cat is rat her cross ， it ran after the crab. After a while， that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree， the cat caught the big brown spider very fast， and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net， I will not know you？ Yes， I still know you？！"

【译文】猫和螃蟹

一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并对它说：“小样儿，你上了网我就不认识你了？！”